Oh, well imagine, as I''m pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can''t help but to hear, no I can''t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom''s bride is a whore."

I''d chime in with a "Haven''t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it''s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I''d chime in, "Haven''t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it''s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact, well I''ll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I''ll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I''d chime in with a "Haven''t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it''s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I''d chime in, "Haven''t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it''s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

I''d chime in, "Haven''t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it''s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I''d chime in, "Haven''t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it''s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...