She saw me for the first time in Columbus
But she was with her friends
and I was in a tour bus
A few months later she was wearing my shirt
in a photo shoot
I didn't even know that she was famous
How could someone so pretty be so dangerous?
She's only 5' tall but maybe 5'2'
in her wrestling boots

And I hear she can even sing
She's the champ of everything

(Hey)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Whoa oh oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

She says some really mean stuff
to the other wrestlers
Some say they hate her
but they just don't get her
And if you try to bring her down
she'll say 'Bless your heart'
Her favorite song's 'Girl All the Bad Guys Want'
Sometimes she cheats
but she never gets caught yeah
She's got a pig named Larry Steve
and he's so smart

I love to watch her in the ring
To me she's the champ of everything

(Hey)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Whoa oh oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

(Hey)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Whoa oh oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

Alexa Bliss uh huh
Larry Steve